- Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
- Girl: Yeah, me too... I need new clothes.
- Bruno Mars: No you don't. Cause girl your amazing just the way you are.
- Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
- Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
- Girl: Really? Even today?
- *Girl gets hit by grenade*
- Bruno Mars: Today I don't feel like doing anything.
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
Hungry as fuck:
Angry as fuck:
Sad as fuck:
and lastly, Irritated as fuck