June 2011
Bruno Mars
- Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
- Girl: Yeah, me too... I need new clothes.
- Bruno Mars: No you don't. Cause girl your amazing just the way you are.
- Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
- Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
- Girl: Really? Even today?
- *Girl gets hit by grenade*
- Bruno Mars: Today I don't feel like doing anything.
reblog if you have the letter A in your name.
i’ve got two haha (:
two : )
The awkward moment when Bruno Mars become billionaire and he has now a planet named Bruno Earth.
The awkward moment when Bruno Mars become billionaire and he has now a planet named Bruno Earth.
Dear iTunes, Please realize that when I put you on shuffle, I mean "play all of my favorite songs". Sincerely, skip.. skip.. skip.
Pretending Not To Know Someone You Just Met....
When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:
On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!
On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
When I'm on my period, I have four emotions:
Hungry as fuck:
Angry as fuck:
Sad as fuck:
and lastly, Irritated as fuck






